{"type":"standard","title":"Keith Tandy","displaytitle":"Keith Tandy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3814337","titles":{"canonical":"Keith_Tandy","normalized":"Keith Tandy","display":"Keith Tandy"},"pageid":35648823,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Keith_Tandy_2016_Bucs_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Keith_Tandy_2016_Bucs_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Keith_Tandy_2016_Bucs_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":888,"height":877},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284726727","tid":"7178d058-152b-11f0-9b32-393208524c74","timestamp":"2025-04-09T10:14:38Z","description":"American football player and coach (born 1989)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Tandy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Tandy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Tandy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Keith_Tandy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Tandy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Keith_Tandy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Tandy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Keith_Tandy"}},"extract":"Jordan Keith Tandy is an American professional football coach and former player who the assistant special teams coach for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers of the National Football League (NFL). He played in the NFL as a safety. Tandy played college football for the West Virginia Mountaineers and was selected by the Buccaneers in the sixth round of the 2012 NFL draft.","extract_html":"
Jordan Keith Tandy is an American professional football coach and former player who the assistant special teams coach for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers of the National Football League (NFL). He played in the NFL as a safety. Tandy played college football for the West Virginia Mountaineers and was selected by the Buccaneers in the sixth round of the 2012 NFL draft.
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