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Wahlenbergia tenella is a herbaceous plant in the family Campanulaceae native to the southern Cape regions of South Africa.
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Steven Bradley Edlefsen is a former professional baseball relief pitcher who played for the San Francisco Giants in Major League Baseball between 2011 and 2012.
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The great shrike-tyrant is a species of bird in the family Tyrannidae.\nIt is found in Chile and adjacent areas of south-western Argentina.
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