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Kathryn Woodard is an American pianist, scholar, composer, and educator born in Dallas, Texas. She is recognized as an interpreter of music by composers from Turkey and East Asia. Her work as an educator has addressed issues surrounding musicians' health, specifically prevention and relief from injuries and an awareness of the complexity of musicians' movement.
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